a hat member having a crown portion and a bill affixed along a front edge of the crown portion;

a pair of reservoirs affixed to an upper side of the crown portion on opposing lateral sides thereof, wherein each reservoir comprises an inlet providing access to an interior volume;

tubing extending from each reservoir to a lower edge of the crown portion, wherein the tubing is in fluid communication with the interior volume of an associated reservoir;

wherein the tubing terminates in a dispensing housing affixed to a lateral edge of the bill;

wherein each dispenser housing comprises a nozzle on an interior side thereof and a button on an exterior side thereof;

wherein the nozzle is in fluid communication with the tubing and the associated reservoir;

whereupon actuation of the button, fluid disposed within the associated reservoir passes through the tubing and is dispensed from the nozzle.